Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space contin! uum, lea ving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.  

Well, except for the first warninig which doesn't apply to me, and the one about getting pregnant.  Yep....its all true.!!

Carpe Diem.!!

How true!!! I needed a good laugh! Thanks

May cause pregnancy is a good one. I've had a friend or two with those type of stories. If only the warning had been on there for them! 

May cause pregnancy?  So that's what happened????!!!!????    lol  j/k

 I was a bartender for 10 years, when I was younger. Believe me, it is all true! Especially the warning about spitting!!!!! Do you know how wonderful it is to have somone tell you how physically attractive you are, while they are giving you a bath??  lol

LOL

 You know, so many of those"Warnings" are soo soo true, lol :)

 It also takes you back to remember when. lol good joke. Toni

Warning: Consuming alcohol make cause you to vote for Obama. Friends don't let friends drink and vote.

It must be an election year, everything is turning political. No wonder the mouse pads are running away.

good one

That was funny!!... good one..

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Works for me.  Actually that's why kareoke is always in a bar.

Good one DLi....

Thanks for sharing.  This is really funny,